David Borgenicht

Middle school is its own unique world and this book has the secrets and tips to help students navigate that world.

Provides tips on surviving disgusting and dangerous situations, including avoiding bird feces, handling a fly infestation, surviving the school bathroom, and escaping a skunk.

Complemented by a searchable CD-ROM containing the entire contents of all eleven handbooks, as well as screensavers, e-cards, and wallpaper, a deluxe reference offers a host of practical remedies for every conceivable crisis, from mountain lions and blind dates to avalanches, teenage driving lessons, and Christmas turkeys on fire.