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"In The Wit & Wisdom of Ronald Reagan, author James C. Humes brings together the best observations and opinions of the "Great Communicator." Spanning one-liners, anecdotes, zingers, and little-known stories, this collection also includes commentary about Reagan from friends and foes as well as analysis of his great speeches."--BOOK JACKET.
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"When The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations was published in 1987, P. J. O'Rourke had more entries than any living writer. And he kept writing funny stuff for another thirty-five years. Now, for the first time, P.J.'s best quips and riffs have been collected in one volume, edited by his longtime friend and award-winning magazine editor Terry McDonell. The Funny Stuff is organized by subject in alphabetical order from Agriculture to...
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Wouldn't it be great if someone could download a lifetime of good old-fashioned common sense into one little book? H. Jackson Brown's The Complete Life's Little Instruction Book is just that. Solid advice for living well laid out in concise nuggets of wisdom. It contains the 1,560 entries found in all three volumes of the New York Times bestselling Life's Little Instruction Book series.
The Life's Little Instruction Book series has sold more than ten...
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It has been said that providing a fact humorously helps increase the chance of you remembering the facts.
Here I offer you a platter of historical events, hopefully in a humorous way, so that you may either chuckle or say it's ridiculous, boring, or otherwise. I'm willing to bet that you're going to remember some of these humorous facts.
Life is like a train. We can watch the trains go by, or we can get on the train and ride it into the future!
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.
Aunty Acid is the sassy senior created to give "the crazy old lady in all of us" a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away. With her long-suffering husband Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything.
Her fanbase is growing by over 1,000 a day as word on her wit and sassy sayings spreads across the internet where she reaches...
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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that...
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Dive headfirst into the pages of this darkly comical memoir, where Mom's sardonic reply to the question of her smoking habits echoes through the narrative: "Not enough, John. Not nearly enough." Prepare for a journey into the heart of a blue-collar neighborhood, where hard work, hard drinking, hard smoking, and hard language were the order of the day. This riveting tale kicks off by setting the stage by offering a concise account of how this waning...
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Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
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If an astronaut farted during a spacewalk and neither sound nor smell is carried in a vacuum, did he really fart? This book will answer the question.
Some packages say "Open here." What would you do if it said "Open somewhere else"? Why are they called "apartments" when they're all stuck together? Why do we say something we don't like "sucks"? Is sucking bad? Would you trust a proctologist with poor depth perception? What exactly are the duties...
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Crabby's best mate, Reg, has foolishly asked for his opinion on cruise holidays.The Old Git lets Reg have it with both propellers: Cabin grade and the effect it will have on his bank balance - and stomach; perils of the arrivals hall; the curse of the ship's paparazzi – and then there's the upgrade hustlers!...And then there are his views on...How to avoid the bowels from hellSage words on sea sicknessBeing alert for geriatric entertainers with...
14) Dark Death
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The stark contrast between light and dark was portrayed in the quotes, each one evoking a sense of surrealism and thrill. It was as if they were pulled from the depths of the mind, a reflection of the innermost thoughts and emotions. The words danced on the page, shifting from day to night in an endless cycle, capturing the essence of life's constant changes. These quotes were not just mere words, but a poignant reminder of the beauty and complexity...
15) Dark Plague
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A collection of intriguing, thought-provoking quotes filled the pages. Cautionary words leapt out, their bold font beckoning to be read. Among them were forbidden, almost otherworldly quotes that stirred up curiosity and danger with their cryptic messages. The words seemed to dance off the page, tempting readers to unravel their secrets and uncover hidden truths.
16) Dark Virus
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Contagious and inspiring quotes flowed from mouth to mouth, lighting up faces and sparking conversations. These words had a way of spreading like wildfire, igniting passion and motivation in all who heard them. Mystic and sickly sweet, they were like a secret language understood only by those who craved something more meaningful. And they continued to spread, their roots digging deeper into the hearts and minds of all who came across them.
17) Ominous Optimism
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Ominous Optimism is a collection of twisted phrases that delight and terrify. Whether you need to be reminded of life's darkness, its hopelessness, or your terrifying abilities, these phrases will do so and leave you with an uncertain smile. If you want a laugh or some inspiration, this book is for you. Now, show the world what you're made of and have them running for the hills!
18) Dark Lord
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Quotes on the themes of purgatory, oblivion, genesis's apple, and deception. A collection of words that delve into the origins of sin and darkness, the tempting fruit that led to our downfall, and the lies and trickery that plague our existence. These quotes offer glimpses into the depths of human nature and the consequences of our choices. They are a reminder of the eternal struggle between good and evil, and the price we pay for our sins.
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Looking for a laugh at a spoiled young rich boy's expense? This deliciously mischievous ebook is worth your ereader's weight in gold. Combining sharp wit and a deadpan style, this witty collection of more than 100 droll pranks harkens back to a simpler, and sillier, time. Featuring spirited black-and-white illustrations that depict the poking and prodding of naïve young chaps, Droll Pranks for Rich Boys will make even the most refined reader fall...
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The essential wit and wisdom of President Trump: a compendium of things an actual US president actually said out loud to other people.
President Donald J. Trump possesses a great sense of history and himself. A model statesman, he tweets every thought, and more. With one exception, he doesn't suffer fools lightly. This little red book attempts to capture the great man's philosophy on governance, democracy, terrorism, and his hair.
The President's...
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